File under: Black Sheep Alumni. Harvard's Ted Kaczynski can claim he was traumatized by psychological research conducted on him as an undergraduate, and sometime Stanford student Ted Bundy can blame heartbreak, but (according to HoosOnline), UVa's eminently industrious Temeka Rachelle Lewis -- the former English major responsible for scheduling "dates" between Emperor's Club VIP clients and employees -- has only Madison House volunteer experience (and all those sordid literary classics) to blame. "She's just too clean," Lewis's stupefied uncle told the Daily News when he learned of her line of work. "Even when she does the dishes, she puts on gloves. It just don't make any sense." But the UVa English Department website's careers page tells it like it is:
The notion that English majors are unprepared for interesting, productive, lucrative employment is an unfortunate, unfounded myth.
2 comments:
You crack me up. So does your blog. Grads of the UVa English department, madams and otherwise, keep up the good work!
Yes, this one was funny too. You crack me up a week later on the other side of the country.
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