Garfield Silenced

Today I came across this new variation on a classic exercise.

Now This is Funny

Via Tran: Stuff White People Like. Says (dear, pasty) GOOD Magazine of the site (and this is funny too): "It's kind of staggering how this blog just never seems to miss." 

Chafing Thighs, Mental Health Days and the Like

Since it's (still) Valentine's Day. A retrospective! Back when I worked on The Dec, I would routinely coerce my friends into writing clever things. I present for your reading pleasure, two gems from February 14, 2002: Miss Ruthie in what can only be described as "not a feminist rant or a diatribe against conformity or a probing and provocative thought piece on modernity’s destruction of our sociopolitical security (sorry to get your hopes up), but rather a long winded question to which I probably won’t offer much of an answer" and Miss Katie on how to "extract a particularly rarefied species of pleasure from this bloated, sickly sweet carnival of misery, and that pleasure is righteous self-pity." Heart-warming!