What You Looking At? Scar Jo Edition

True story: When I saw this cover, my first response was to feel bad about the modest but steady improvements to my figure that 6 months of good gym/food habits has bought. Because crickey, that waist-line is inhuman! Or ... photoshopped. Though I was hoping this link (via Jezebel) would provide even more concrete proof of photo tampering, the spread of non-glossy candids pretty much convinced me that Scar Jo is a real person who, you know, likes to eat cheese sometimes.

Plus! You're Fat! Feed Him Mints!

From Jezebel (click for details, there's a lot to laugh at). 

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Since it's Valentine's Day. A round-up of requisite romance/relationship reads! In The New York Times, city-dwellers move in together and vegetarians and non-vegetarians work it out.   The Atlantic Monthly makes "the case for settling for Mr. Good Enough," though according to The New York Observer, these days "Cocky Swingers Are Replaced by Goopy Guys Waiting for Ms. Right" anyway. Choire Sicha has another twist on spouse-hunting: "This Valentine's Day, Sleep With Someone Married!" Incredibly, Cosmo comes up with advice even worse than that. Is Valentine's Day over yet?