Eustace Edited Interests in His Profile

If I had the time (and the software) I would cook up a great entry to The New Yorker's Eustace Tilley contest. Having neither, I merely made a half-hearted stab at creativity (otherwise known as a Facebook account). Here's the screengrab in sepia, cropped and copy-pasted to compensate for the fact that I lack the follow-through on this project to make a "John Updike" profile so that Eustace's mini-feed could announce that Eustace and John are now friends and that John has tagged Eustace in an album and that "It's complicated" between Eustace and John.  Ah well, you get the idea. Ha, ha.