Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Rats with Wings


About a year ago, Washington Square saw a spate of pigeon kidnappings. Ladies and gentlemen, this episode of "Law & Order: Avian Victims Unit" is over! The pigeon poaching perps have been caught! Or have they? Apparently the pigeon-snatching underworld is pretty extensive; the Upper East Side avian traffickers may be different from those downtown. But, uh, birds of a feather flock together, so maybe the mystery of the Village villains will be resolved soon.

2 comments:

Ben K. said...

It confuses me as to why anyone would want to stop pigeon poachers. The fewer of those things floating around the city, the better!

Bonhomie Page said...

Agreed -- the city could do without their beady little eyes and ubiquitous excrement.